OfficeSpeak.wtf

Corporate jargon translator

The phrase

Let's focus on the low-hanging fruit first

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What it actually means

We are not going to fix the actual problem. We are going to do the easy, visible things that look like progress and call it a strategy.

Context

A prioritisation phrase that sounds strategic but usually means avoiding the hard work. Widely mocked but still used constantly.

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