Corporate jargon translator
The phrase
“Per my last email...”
! AMBERSOMETHING'S OFF
What it actually means
You ignored what I wrote. I am repeating myself. There is a quiet, professional fury behind every word of this sentence.
Context
The polite way of saying 'as I already told you'. Widely recognised as the most passive-aggressive phrase in office communication.
Got an email that made you feel vaguely threatened?
TRANSLATE YOUR EMAIL