OfficeSpeak.wtf

Corporate jargon translator

The phrase

Per my last email...

! AMBERSOMETHING'S OFF

What it actually means

You ignored what I wrote. I am repeating myself. There is a quiet, professional fury behind every word of this sentence.

Context

The polite way of saying 'as I already told you'. Widely recognised as the most passive-aggressive phrase in office communication.

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