OfficeSpeak.wtf

Corporate jargon translator

The phrase

I don't have the bandwidth for that right now

GREENHARMLESS WAFFLE

What it actually means

I am already doing too much and this request is being declined. If you escalate, I will pretend I never received this message.

Context

Borrowed from networking/computing. Became corporate shorthand for capacity or availability. A polite no.

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