OfficeSpeak.wtf

Corporate jargon translator

The phrase

We're making some changes to the team structure

NUCLEARYOU'RE ALREADY GONE, MATE

What it actually means

Someone is being made redundant. If you are reading this email particularly carefully, that someone may be you.

Context

The opening line of many redundancy announcements. The vagueness is intentional — HR will follow up with the specifics.

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