OfficeSpeak.wtf

Corporate jargon translator

The phrase

“We're looking for people who can wear many hats”

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What it actually means

We are underfunded and will not hire enough staff. The person who takes this role will do the work of three people and be thanked for their flexibility.

Context

Almost exclusively found in job descriptions for startups and understaffed teams. A warning sign, not a selling point.

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