OfficeSpeak.wtf

Corporate jargon translator

The phrase

This is a great opportunity for someone to step up

REDUPDATE YOUR CV

What it actually means

Someone has left and we are not replacing them. The work is now available to whoever is willing to do it for free.

Context

Almost always said after a resignation or redundancy. The 'opportunity' is unpaid additional responsibility with vague future reward.

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